deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point

theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

daizylemonade:

future car

lazypeaches:

DO NOT GET PEOPLES PERSONALITIES MIXED UP WITH THEIR ATTITUDE. THEIR PERSONALITY IS WHO THEY ARE, THEIR ATTITUDE DEPENDS WHO YOU ARE


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